gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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