ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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