Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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