Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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