Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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