Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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