omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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