Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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