38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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