My friends, they love my intelligence
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize