i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
me + whiskey = a bad person
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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