Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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