I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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