She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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