Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I think people are normalizing furries
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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