her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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