Cold hands, warm shart.
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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