I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Let's get the cat blown out
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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