Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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