That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What happened?
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