he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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