Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
