i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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