Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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