she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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