I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
from now on my penis is your penis
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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