If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here