She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.