so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Randomize
