It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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