Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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