Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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