I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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