I'm drive I can fine osifer
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
false alarm, still single
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