hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I need to stop coming to work sober
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
