Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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