bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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