whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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