Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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