Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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