so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
