This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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