I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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