im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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