I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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