No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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