I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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