I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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