HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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