it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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