Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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