We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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