Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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