doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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