You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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